Food for Thought !!!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?